Donald Rumsfeld takes 40 dumps a day.

Still! The guy is a maniac about his fiber. Man, I think maybe I average one a day.

Oh but wait, pooping aside: Ev'body in Camp X-ray is now protected by the Geneva convention! They way they should've been from day one! Yay! So we can expect the same for all those secretly brought to secret CIA prisons? Right? Man, I'd like to believe it, and think that at least one step was taken in a right direction, but somehow, I'm not too sure.

Let's remember these key concepts:

Trust - the assured reliance on the character, ability, strength, or truth of someone or something.
Honesty - fairness and straightforwardness of conduct; adherence to the facts.
Justice - the maintenance or administration of what is just especially by the impartial adjustment of conflicting claims or the assignment of merited rewards or punishments.

And just so it never happens to us:

Facism - a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.

And the way it is supposed to be:

Democracy - a government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised by them directly or indirectly through a system of representation usually involving periodically held free elections.